Girl, yaoi has some of the weirdest dialogues or it's probably just the translation. I remember a line "Put it in here and make me cum like a woman." Like wtf lmao. And there's like this confession but instead of saying I love you, uke said "You can eat me".
"i want you to fuck my brains out, fuck me senseless, you dummy" and people say romance is dead lmaooo
I laughed way too hard at that I had to take a lap oooo chile