I have few questions 1. Wouldn't it be dirty to lick his ass? I mean he never bottom so i...

For the long tongue is possible in real life too but for the assh*le I don’t have any explanation..it’s dirty for sure so we need think that this is an yaoi universe not real life so everything is possible even if the hole of a man can be “wet” ╮(￣▽￣)╭

The tongue thhing is deffo true, I mean my tongue comes up to my chin. But yh everytime I see the asshole licking I’m like at least have a shower before digging in uk

It’s all fantasy. Unless you are douching your butt with water multiple times, even fingering would make your fingers full of poop. Let alone licking it. A lot of gay men complain about how it’s not like actual gay sex at all

People go on and on about “Yaoi logic”. Sex is not pristine and orderly. Lube isn’t absolutely necessary for anal sex, I’ve never used lube for it. I’ve fingered a guy and there wasn’t a disgusting mess. When you’re into it you end up doing some nasty things, like rimming. There is a big yaoi myth, that you can tell if it’s a guy’s first time. You cannot. It is not like the hymen in a female.

Also wouldn’t an extremely long tongue give him a speech impediment

Kind of off topic lol;

Average woman here but the hymen is also not a sign of it being a woman's first time lol

Literally anything can break it and most girls who have never had sex that don't have a hymen either break it with a tampon or even doing some sort of sport. I didn't have mine for my first time but back then I was into horse back riding, bike/dirt bike racing and a lot of other things that could've possibly broken it.

A lot of the time it's just a thin piece of skin that can also be broken by just about anything lol It's not like some coke bottle seal that takes an extreme amount of force to open to ensure freshness or somethin'.

I like how I learn more in this reply discussion.

Education at the finest

lol truee ( ° ʖ °)

This conversation is starting to be interesting, considering anyone never asked about it. Did the uke clean his ass or is it magically clean? I'm always wondering about it too lol. Reminds me of Wattpad where everyone asks about this stuff, you know the seme could be licking the 'forbidden chocolate'

The anus is actually self-cleaning and doesnt contain a lot of faecal matter. The faeces is stored further up the colon in the rectum. Even so, cleaning the anus is to ensure that any icky situations don't happen.