Don't forget to shoot the father in the head... or even better, torture the shit out of him.
Don t underestimate me *puts on black glasses*
*carries in a crate of eggplants*
SIR! Do you think this'll be enough or should I grab another crate? Incidentally the zucchini crop is getting out hand, maybe we can use those too?
Good job agent. Get another sate who knows how many motherfuckers are hidding. Zucchini crops hmm... they donnt compare to eggplants but we can try using them too. Well done youbre gettinf a raise
Will do. Another crate of eggplants, a couple crates of zucchini, and some tarps...just in case.
Lmao xD
Wtf is this
This is how we protect our precious cinnamon rolls. Ohyeah...HEY BOSS!!! The ghost chilis are ripe now, can we test their effectiveness? *evil grin*
Chilis.... CHI-LIS.... Sir you just became my closest right hand. Look closely my men. This is what i expect from you. This is HOW you become a good agent.
Proceed. I want a full report afterwards. Also, keep an eye on the aftermatches, we don t want any unnecessary problem
*walks into a back room with chilis*
AAAAUUGHRRRR!!!!! NONONOOOOO!!! NO MORE PLEASE I"M SORRY I WONT---GAAAAHHHH!!
*exits room*
boss, i think the chilis might be a bit strong - the first guy i tried it on is now foaming at the mouth with his head spinning around. should i just keep going? and should i post this to tiktok?
Sadely this is too nsfw for tiktok.
*Smirk* interesting results... We shall reserve the chillis for the biggest fuckers then, like that father or thar bitch head scientist and other top fuckers. We may prepare them with eggplants before getting to the main dish: chillis.
I need the list of the fuckers firsr. 30 min is almost over.
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Me: *barges in the facilty with a dozens of men in black* I want you to grab any fucker with a lab coat,tie him and shove an eggplant in the ass of the not cute nor handsome pedo looking ones. You there, Boldie, take some men with u to fetch the camera footages. I wanna know the real motherfuckers. And you with long hair, take 6 guys and go check on our princesses and princes. Finish up in less than 30min or i m cutting your pay eveyone.