We are gathered here today to honor the life of wall-san. Wall-san was loved and respected by many. Wall-san was a great wall, dedicating it's whole life to volunteering at a school without expecting anything in return. Wall-san often spent it's days promoting school events, serving as a seat for assorted groups of outcasts, and listening to troubled teenager's problems, serving as both a tissue for their tears and a napkin for their pizza-oil covered fingers. Wall-san was the piece that held the whole school together. Wall-san was and will forever be remembered as the best wall. May he rest in peace.
F in the chat for wall-san :(