The dialogues in the porn are fucking hilarious 'Park it in my station' and 'youre train is so long' still gets my stomach hurting even after re-reading for the 5th time now
This reminds me of cardi b’s wap “I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage”
the secondhand embarrassment when the uke said the line from the porn is too strong hahahhahagag
oh my god yeeeees.. I don't know how many times I had to clench my eyes shut and take a deep breath to recover from it
Carbi is such a Queen
The dialogues in the porn are fucking hilarious 'Park it in my station' and 'youre train is so long' still gets my stomach hurting even after re-reading for the 5th time now