If I were the dude with glasses I'd be like "take off your pants" not to get laid but just to stop looking at those atrocities the other dude is wearing.
"I've got just the right skirt to hide what the everloving fuck happened to your pants."
If I were the dude with glasses I'd be like "take off your pants" not to get laid but just to stop looking at those atrocities the other dude is wearing.