Him: "go get ready". Me: *rushes out the room, down the satirs, out the royal palace, hops...

Exactly XD

And takes his mother with him... never to be seen again!

I mean hello im mute not stupid

And so the cute mute n his mother traveled the rough roads and came across an injured man, being the good people they are they stopped n offered him help but it turns out to be..........a assassin the king hired to find him n kill him. But after looking at how how beautiful the mute was the assassin had a change of heart. And so he lied and said he was a wanderer. So he joined them n travelled together. As days turn into weeks n weeks into months the assassin knew without a doubt that he was in love with this beautiful man. So him being a REAL man tells the mute his feelings and to his surprise the mute also showed that he loved him to. So when they camped at night n his mother was asleep the beautiful mute couldnt sleep so went for a walk. Strong arms suddenly surrounded him n he turned to face a very handsome assassin. With only a few centimeters between them the assassin closed the gap and kissed the mute. As he kissed him hands roamed the mutes body. Placing a kiss on his neck the assassin felt stratified as he looked down at the flush faced man hin his arms.................and then his mom popped out of no where and bodyslamed the assassin and apologized saying that she thought a bear was attacking her sonthe end!

What a great story and strange ending!

Its meant to be more sexy buuuuuuuuut his mom said not on my watch lmao