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Princess Jasmine?
Yo, that guy had at least a floating rug. Mind you, that's the equivalent to a Tesla.
Bottom line: if a guy opens up pandora's box with the unholy "if-you-love-me"-blackmail, he's got to be prepared for hell.
Like in "HELL no".
"Dear dumbfuck, if YOU love me, you can chill your testicles and let me finish college - instead of going all testosterone on me with 'want you all to myself'."
You tell 'em, Morcheeba!
who would leave college and her house just to marry a poor boy!~~~