Comic Logic

Starsandmetaphors July 13, 2020 9:27 am

When a girl gets a cut on her hand in real life
A person: "Oh shit, looks like you've got a cut on your hand. You should get that bandaged up so you don't bleed all over. Want me to help?"
Girl: "Ouch, yeah you're right. Thanks."

In comics when the female lead gets a cut
A person: "CHECK HER HEART RATE. HOW IS HER PULSE? IS SHE STILL ALIVE???"
Girl: "It's just a small cut"
A person: "CAN YOU STAND?? I'M GOING TO CARRY YOU."
Girl: "I think that's overkill"
A person: "I WON'T LET YOU DIE."

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