Man that’s only 2 weeks I haven’t touched a dick in 119 days (just counted them) bECAUSE OF FUCKING QUARANTINE
119 days? Hahahah what a amateur. I'VE BEEM SEXLESS FOR 1 FUCKING YEAR
haha, you fools (a virgin)
Once you touch the d, there’s no going back honeyYou’ll crave itSo please stay a virgin cuz the wait ain’t worth it kfhskfsgd
Been there, done that aND I FEEL YOUR PAIN
Unless you suddenly realize while touching said dick that you’re a lesbian lolololololol me
JDGAJFHSJD I WASN’T READY AHAHAHAHSJA
Well one year plus three months here and counting. Last nite i got horny watching ballet, for god sakes! It's true that russian male dancers are hot, but definitely there's something wrong with me!
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
Lol (⌒▽⌒)
Man that’s only 2 weeks I haven’t touched a dick in 119 days (just counted them) bECAUSE OF FUCKING QUARANTINE