How do I know yaoi is fake and only exists to fulfill my exaggerated fantasies??? He ate s...

How do I know yaoi is fake and only exists to fulfill my exaggerated fantasies??? He ate spicy food and fucked right after.... Σ(っ°Д °;)っ like that was a lotta fucking food u know? must have taken about an hour to finish and u just gonna open up n shove something through the other side too haha if I had a yaoi body I would never poop in my life