I'm not like all them other girls.
I have nothing against cult leaders, just stating facts. As a gesture of peace I will let you name one of my 5 kittens. Only unusual names and human names are allowed.
No I'm sorry I cant have that power. I cant go through with that. I'm terrible at coming up with names, my cat is named after carbon monoxide. You don't want this.
No fuck that, I'm a background character. Whether I have a harem,cult,or enormous love for shrek no one will notice or give a shit.
It's too late, you either pick a name or I will call it "dinner."
Someone noticed you enough to worship and marry you, another someone noticed you enough to date you.
Umm....dog? Call the beast, dog.
I never asked for that. Oh how sad it is to be me, an isekai harem protagonist.
Alright, it shall be names dog.
Just so you know, you just names an actual kitten.
Your abusing your animal, why would you give me any power like that. My first cat was named toe and my second cat is named carbon (short for carbon monoxid) learn from my mistakes please.
i-i'm the p-princess? o-oh ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
*spits out dinner*
that's bettter....atleast it's not misleading! li-like dinner....
Young one, oh innocent child. She was gonna eat the cat or eat out the cat. Babe, I think you should learn more about kinks or crimes. Choose, the council has decided your fate.
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uh um okay what uh S-O-C-K-S
it is what it is
Did you just try to eat my cat? (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
i-i can ex-explain-
[Sock] was chosen. You now need to learn more about cum socks and how to not get caught.
Go on then
Is this the true reason behind your divorce?
No, but it's the reason behind my parents disappointment.
I'm an m for putting myself through this torture.