Things that turn me on to the MAX

IsekaiNickname May 27, 2020 6:37 am

Melissa (the FL), I would bottom for her any and everyday. She can impale me with her sword and I'd say thank you because I die by her hands and her hands only. I love Melissa but don't think it's just because I love women, no. Melissa is the woman that turned the frogs gay. SHE was my gay awakening and if you for a second that you wouldn't TREMBLE in her presence you're lying to her and yourself.

Nine, the bestest best boy. Bitches in this world be like "Ian" this and "Ian" that when they have a whole Nine existing. You have a WHOLE ASS BLUE CINNAMON ROLL that CONTINUOUSLY becomes the ONLY MAN WE STAN. When I say death to men know that doesn't apply to Nine, we don't deserve him and neither does the male sex.

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Yuri existing and being okay, maybe a dumbass but we're not going to lie by saying she's an exception. Imagine having to have to canonically deal with the four MLs. Just that level of patience that God himself could not replicate. Customer service w i s h e s to have her power.

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    Illuna May 28, 2020 8:31 pm

    Your comment is a MOOD. (≧∀≦)