some weird logic in yaoi: "shoot i (pick one lmaoo) //broke their stuff, accidentally saw them masturbate, made them hard for some odd ass reason, owe some money, took them home while they're drunk and extremely horny, took a fucking breath of air// now i gotta have sex with them!! it's the only solution!" like wtf- i mean i aint complaining tho....
oh my god dude.. im so sorry i breathed in ur direction... please, let me make it up to you but sucking ur balls
damn im so sorry about breaking your pen dude... i'll help you jerk off as an apology and maybe give you a nice bj
Fuck.. I brushed a leaf off your hair and that somehow made you hard! I’m so sorry man, let me take responsibility by letting you stick your dick up my ass
This is a wonderful thread
these yaoi mcs really do be stupid