Normal people: Why can't I meet your friends? Because they're my friends and I need my space.
Otakus: Why can't I meet your friends? Because they will force you to model Force you to watch anime Ask for your favorite anime Drag you to cosplay conventions Force you to read their favorite manga Make you listen to at least one jpop band Ask if you watched the latest episode of blah blah
Normal people:
Why can't I meet your friends?
Because they're my friends and I need my space.
Otakus:
Why can't I meet your friends?
Because they will force you to model
Force you to watch anime
Ask for your favorite anime
Drag you to cosplay conventions
Force you to read their favorite manga
Make you listen to at least one jpop band
Ask if you watched the latest episode of blah blah
And many more
Amazing ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭