And 'will it fit?' ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Oh my goodness and 'it will tear me apart' (⇀‸↼‶)
Y’all are killing me
Other possible responses:
1)“OMG... my virgin vee-jay hit the jackpot!” ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
2) “Holy condoms, batman, do we have protection!” ヾ(☆▽☆)
3) “I think I should call you “BIG DADDY” from now on!”
(￣ε(#￣)Σ
4) *Silence... just dead silence b/c her jaw is on the ground*
(⊙…⊙ )
ME: “Turn around so we can see your ...”
I'm already expecting the first line of the next chapter to be 'it's huge' I read too much yaoi ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄