Oh my god

And 'will it fit?' ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Oh my goodness and 'it will tear me apart' (⇀‸↼‶)

Y’all are killing me

Other possible responses:

1)“OMG... my virgin vee-jay hit the jackpot!” ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

2) “Holy condoms, batman, do we have protection!” ヾ(☆▽☆)

3) “I think I should call you “BIG DADDY” from now on!”
(￣ε(#￣)Σ

4) *Silence... just dead silence b/c her jaw is on the ground*
(⊙…⊙ )

ME: “Turn around so we can see your ...”