You just fucking pulled a copypasta on me.
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.
You know I was going to teach you all that I know and make you my disciple but You have made a massive mistake. ME teaching you would have made you a symbol in the world of intellect and literature. It is so typical for someone like you to forget this. It is so typical for someone like you to use abbreviated words. I was prepared to open your world to my knowledge and share my stories and art, with you. You will forever regret the choice you just made, so I will offer to let you do this project again. If you do not, you will have to face the consequences
Hey NEE san why the glooomy look did-did I......... hur-hurt you * starts shedding small tiny rainbow tears* I didnt mean it NEEEEE San
Master forgive me, but if evil roams once again, then so must I.
Ara ara a new target, this onee-sama could make you feel better.
Are you just disappointed in us? Your silence scares me.
Wheres the angry mama the one who actually had something non sexual to say Hanging out with you hooligans alone scares me I need someone to hold me
Hippity hoppity you hoes are now my property
There is no escaping and there is no angrymama to save you. Also when did I say something sexual I'm a pure child.
Onee-sama can hold you real good~
Angrymama is here! Just enjoying shrek in me(▰˘◡˘▰). Slowly converting to Donkey. (≧∀≦) No time to waist. (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
ANGRYMAMA NO YOU CANT DONT LISTEN TO WALLLLLL
ha..hahaHAHAHA I've blessed another person and corrupted them, the shrek church has a new virtual member. Proud of you I am young padawan. You've destroyed bombs spirits I applaud you.
It's to late, she's to far gone, she's mine now~
All that's left to convert is PARROT. I'm coming for you bitch be ready
YOU cANnOT PARROT IS Literally the fucking host of this hell thread I don't even know where this is going. Parrot is the savior and the protagonist. I am a mere side character named the spanish word for Fuck "bombloclat" (spelt wrong). I will support parrot so he/they/she can defeat you kinky horny shrek cult activist big Bozo hunky demon lord.
So...are we gonna virtually fuck now? I mean that just sounded like a bunch of compliments. While you are a side character I am a faceless background character. Whether I get murdered, kidnapped, or shit on it doesnt matter because no one cares or notices what happens to a background character. I mean maybe I wanna get shit on, who knows. I won't fuck with parrot but maybe we can be apart of parrots harem. My username was made from me putting the first thing I saw, a ceiling.
You may say I'm being bad now but this is only 1% of my true power, I will hand my crown to you before everyone gets dangerously moist.
Bomblo your being awfully nice to parrot, do y-you like them? I won't judge your beastiality kinks but how you gonna tap that.
You bamboozle me to no end you delectably delicious dolphin you meaty pie you hunky rippling rosebud
Are you switching your target to me? Are you going to eat a dolphin?
Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow