Fuck all these shitty MLs

Rei April 18, 2020 10:38 pm

Fuck all these shitty MLs. My Queens deserve better.

I feel like this is likely to go down the route of "Oh, he was just misunderstood~" Or, "Oh deary me, his childhood was sad. He doesn't know how to act like a decent human being!!"
Blegh! Get that trash out of here. He neglected her for two years, and yet he has the audacity to get jealous when she so much as looks at another guy, this case in point her own guard who is likely the only actual companion she has in that stinky palace. What a fucking tool. She's not an object. She a Queen who's beautiful and smart as hell who is out there finding solutions for problems. While ML is just locked in his office being a sad sack with a protective group of followers licking his wounds cause it's probably going to turn out later that oh no his father treated him like shit. Oh no, he's being compared to shadow of another person or some other 'oh no pity him ' 'reason.' And all will be forgiven cause he is 'cute'.

Okay. I'm done. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Hmu if you want to rant about shitty MLs with me thx.

Responses
    liz April 18, 2020 11:29 pm

    Omg i love you so much you just said all the things i couldn't put in words (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    Rei April 19, 2020 1:27 am
    Omg i love you so much you just said all the things i couldn't put in words (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ liz

    Lmao. I actually wasn't done because I even had a part two but when I tried to post, my browser refreshed, and the three extra paragraphs worth of ranting was gone.

    Milque April 19, 2020 3:49 am

    HAHAHA SAY IT LOUDER FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK SIS ψ(`∇´)ψ

    Rei April 19, 2020 4:14 am
    HAHAHA SAY IT LOUDER FOR ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK SIS ψ(`∇´)ψ Milque

    Damn straight. I will.

    If this goes down the same route as Princess Bibliophile (which fuck that ML too. How about having a healthy convo instead of emotionally manipulating your girl so bad that she turns insecure, questions her place, and starts to cry, you pissant. Don't give me that, "You're finally aware of me." bullshit.) And it turns out that in the original novel, he had just gotten with the heroine to uncover a conspiracy, and it was all just a ~misunderstanding~ because he was trying catch the rats in hiding (the temple, a cult, another country framing the temple, whatever), and the MC was kept from it. I'm calling bullshit now.

    She was a loyal, intelligent woman, who was greatly in love with him. Maybe, and I'm repeating this again, MLs take point, he could have had a healthly convo with her. He could have let her know that there was something going on, so that she wouldn't unwittingly get in the way of his plans. Maybe he didn't share her feelings, maybe he didn't find her trustworthy. There was a whole year between their marriage and the heroine's appearance; that's plenty of time to sort those type of issues out. But nah, he let it linger, and he broke a Queen's heart.

    Okay, stopping here. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, the second coming. There may or may not be a trilogy depending on future events. Thx.

    Oliverjoy April 19, 2020 4:38 am

    I mean you have to Give it to abandoned empress. He was drugged and told his wife hated him now if he had just you know ASKED HER. But yeah i can't wait to see how his mom was killed and the concubine poisoned him so that's why he's a piece of dog shit.

    Rei April 19, 2020 5:11 am
    I mean you have to Give it to abandoned empress. He was drugged and told his wife hated him now if he had just you know ASKED HER. But yeah i can't wait to see how his mom was killed and the concubine poisoned ... Oliverjoy

    I'm not up to date with the Abandoned Empress. The dog shit ML was too smelly. I had to wipe it off my shoe before the vein bursted in my forehead from aggravation.

    No matter how the author spins his story to make you pity him, he's still a piece of shit.

    And you know what, I don't even mind piece of shit MLs. It's that stinky trope where they're always paired with this saintly/ virtuous/ amazing Queen, and promptly forgiven for their actions because they're cute and had piteous reasons for acting the way they did with little to no redemption arcs to make up for it. Keep the shitty ML, but give me a shitty ML also. With a good plot/ story, I'd fucking clap watching two pissants going at each other like a trainwreck and finding love.

    Rei April 19, 2020 5:14 am
    I'm not up to date with the Abandoned Empress. The dog shit ML was too smelly. I had to wipe it off my shoe before the vein bursted in my forehead from aggravation. No matter how the author spins his story to m... Rei

    *oops went gay for a second there. **...give me a shitty /FL/ also..** is what I meant.

    mioamato April 19, 2020 6:49 am
    I'm not up to date with the Abandoned Empress. The dog shit ML was too smelly. I had to wipe it off my shoe before the vein bursted in my forehead from aggravation. No matter how the author spins his story to m... Rei

    Ya know what, you were right to not follow Abandoned Empress so closely like I did. Because for fucks sake, the moment people found out about Ruvel's (the ML) story in the first TL, the people just went batshit and said "poor guy boohoo here be the ML", and are actually shipping a PTSD FL to him. It's mind boggling.

    Rei April 19, 2020 7:52 am
    Ya know what, you were right to not follow Abandoned Empress so closely like I did. Because for fucks sake, the moment people found out about Ruvel's (the ML) story in the first TL, the people just went batshit... mioamato

    Everytime that blue haired dog shit appeared on screen and was all pouty and broody and woe is me, I just ugh. My god. I wasn't kidding about the vein near my temple throbbing. And knowing what he had did, and how she was effected, and then learning the fact that he was still going to be ML, I couldn't read any more. No reason is good enough in my book.

    You're right. It is batshit. How about we have a story where getting together isn't the answer to all life's problems. Because shit is still shit even if you pick it up, place it on a throne, and decorate it with a sad background story.

    Part 1: FL reincarnated. Her ML is her previous life's abuser. But, he's different this life. All his qualities are the same, but he hasn't made her lick his shoe yet. And he's so sad. She's never seen this side of him. It must be her fault for misinterpreting him and not grasping the full picture before. She was wrong. He said he would treat her as his world and never hurt her. It must be love.

    Part 2: ML's POV. He's in a relationship with the love of his life. He did something shameful once however, he got angry and wouldn't forgive her until she licked his shoe. And it's been different ever since. She never looks him in the eye anymore. When she does, it's like she's looking through him. He started feeling distant. Every mistake he made was not forgotten by her. She used it like artillery. Every battle was his fault, every mistake he's made was a sin that was repeatedly brought up. He feels ashamed. He feels hurt. He's now a shadow of himself. They separate. He moves on. He grows as a person. He meets someone new. He's treasures his moments. He learns to be a better person.

    Part 3: They separated. She could no longer look at him and not see the man that he never was. The man that she thought he never would be. Ever argument was like a possibility of her past life starting again. She had changed. Hr had changed. But were they truly different from who they might had been. She didn't know. She grew paranoid. She grew bitter. She wanted to hurt him. She succeeded. She wasn't happy about it. This wasn't the man from her past life. She didn't know who he was anymore. She moved on. Her anchor was gone. She was afloat once more. Maybe could continue past ambitions. Reliving her past joys made her realize she had changed after all. But it wasn't for the better. She had grown bitter. She had grown cruel. Her heart was hard. She realized, and she grew as a person. She meets someone new. It's difficult to trust. But, she different. She's stronger. She treasures her moments.

    Part 4: Years later. They meet again. They're both different. They're both happier. They realized they hadn't meant to be, but that's okay.

    Oliverjoy April 19, 2020 8:21 am
    I'm not up to date with the Abandoned Empress. The dog shit ML was too smelly. I had to wipe it off my shoe before the vein bursted in my forehead from aggravation. No matter how the author spins his story to m... Rei

    If the FL was just as much as a piece of shit then i feel like we could have some freaking fun. Like i slept with your dad but because he's the emperor and hee told you to drop it there's nothing you can do. Or I'd slowly turn all the nobles against you. Like i want a piece of shit FL. Fuck his uncle. Get his favorite aid killed.KILL THE CONCUBINE and blame it on your enemy like!! Even the score. I mean for fuck sake the ml in lucia is a monster and even then he treats her so precious.

    mioamato April 19, 2020 1:01 pm
    Everytime that blue haired dog shit appeared on screen and was all pouty and broody and woe is me, I just ugh. My god. I wasn't kidding about the vein near my temple throbbing. And knowing what he had did, and ... Rei

    PREACH IT TO THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!!! Goodness, I kinda like the story that you did there. Although, it would be better if she didn't cross paths with the ex-boyfie or whatever. Let bygones be bygones and stuff. One doesn't need to look back at the trashes who once hurt them to get validation.

    smol hearteu onli April 19, 2020 2:08 pm
    I'm not up to date with the Abandoned Empress. The dog shit ML was too smelly. I had to wipe it off my shoe before the vein bursted in my forehead from aggravation. No matter how the author spins his story to m... Rei

    Y'all have to read Remarried Empress
    Infuriating at the start but it gets better and is satisfying at the end

    WEBTOON JESUS April 19, 2020 7:35 pm

    YES GO OFF HOLY SHIT IM SO TIRED IF SHITTY MALE LEADS LIKE COME ON GIVE US SOME FLAVOR

    mioamato April 19, 2020 8:00 pm
    Y'all have to read Remarried EmpressInfuriating at the start but it gets better and is satisfying at the end smol hearteu onli

    Eyyyy this is true. If you think Ruvel is bad, hot damn is the ML in Remarried Empress worse.

    Emperor: "I'll divorce her (the FL) but after a year I'll just marry her again"
    Advisor (only one who has a brain): "Why not tell her of your plan?"
    Emperor: "Hmm... Nah. She'll understand and will wait for me ya know? Full speed ahead"

    ... is basically what happened. You have to read it in order to enjoy how horrifyingly self-absorbed the douchebag Emperor is.