This is the most entertaining dialogue I've ever read XD XD XD XD
Thank you, I could hardly keep myself together while I was typing it and it took hella long.
Neh don't worry about length
I read lots of EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMLYYYYYY long fanfiction (there's this one I, no kidding, have been reading for 3 years and still in book 2 chapter 14 from 28)
And I actually prefer them being long.
So as for me I'm used to long stuff ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
Oh, well damn and to think I had actually put in some effort to make it shorter.
WARNING THIS HELLA LONG....
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Adele: Boi do you love me or nah???
Duke: Um, I- I- um..
Adele: Stop I get it.... You clearly ain't bout it so-
Duke: No, no I- I- gah um... See I... *trying to get his shit together*....
Adele: How bout we settle things then get back to this. Bye. *Runs off*
Duke: *Actually taking the time to stop and think about it*
*Less than 10 seconds later cause he ain't an idiot*
Duke: I see now I absolutely love her. You know what I'm going to make things clear and tell her. I'll wrap up this 'Matias is a dead bitc#' plan then get some extra @ss gift to prove it.
*Meanwhile*
Adele: *Fuming cause he ain't answer fast enough* This nigga is ridiculous!! *Starts formulating some cat and mouse game ft. her hidden sadistic tendecies just to f#ck the readers up*
Maid: Umm... sis what exactly is you up to??
Adele: Oh!?!? WaHt aM I dOiNg?? Why I'm going to make him chase for this pussy that's what!
*The next day*
Adele: Welp time to g- woah OMG maid what is all this??
*ALL her s#it is packed like she's going for cross county trip rather than a 'lets play cat and mouse' journey*
Maid: Why Miss this is to f#ck up the Duke of course.
Adele: Oh really now hmm..
*Marie shows up*
Marie: Hello Miss, you called?
Adele: Yes, yes well I'm leaving, I'm going back home to get that cafe I promised you and also I'm running away from the Duke cause s#it just ain't working between us right now.
Marie: *Defends the Duke*
Adele: *Pulls pitiful act and kicks at Duke's reputation*
Maid: ( ￣ ▽ ￣) (￣ ▽￣ )? *This bitch.... is sumin else entirely*
Marie: Wow the Duke is so not it, you make sure to bust him up good Miss.
Adele: *Releases secret sadistic streak* Damn right I will. Imma make him my dog for sure.
*Duke at that moment*
Duke: *Shiver* What in the world... something don't feel right.
*day after that*
Duke: *Is wrapping up Matias is a dead bitc# plan*
*Meanwhile*
Adele: *Leaves for her 'Run off so that the Duke will chase her just to f#ck up the readers' journey and proceeds to badmouth the Duke to everyone else she meets on her way*
Duke: *Ties off Matias is a dead bitc# plan* Time to go confess my love to Adele hehe (=・◡・=). *Goes home*
Adele: *Long gone*
Duke: *Finds out that she ran away* What!? huh!? What?? Why!? I don't understand?¿?¿? *Speaks to Butler and then Marie.* *Is made to understand that she left and he got to chase after her or she might just let her sadistic streak run wild and f#ck the readers up even more*
Duke: Bet I'm off to go get her right now
*Meanwhile*
Adele: Hahahahaha I lied, this is great I must of had him thinking he was gonna have to run for this p#ssy, nah man running would be to little and it wouldn't f#ck up the readers enough Hehehe Imma make this nigga build the plane he gon need to chase after me in hehehehehe
*At Adele's parent's house*
Duke: *gets to her parents house where she said she would be* What she's not here????
Adele's Father: *Is totally in on everything but gives him a hard time*
Duke: *Makes speech about how he love her.*
Father: *Why he didn't start with that, it was perfect?? This fool.... well I was never really feeling him like that anyway so imma just go along with my daughter and make him suffer a bit more.*