"i masturbated while thinking of you" cuz thats just something you tell people

Of course, have you never done it?
Like “ehi how r u?” “Fine you?” “Nah, doing ok, what did I you do last night?” “I masturbated while thinking of you” “oh nice man”

Lol. Exactly.

Imagine if all the big romance movies had used that line.

Titanic: As Leo Dicaprio character draws his last breathe in the frozen water, instead of "I love you, Rose" he said, "I masturbated while thinking of you, Rose".

See? Better.

Or The Noteboook when they dance in the street and share their first kiss. Wouldn't it have been way better if he had leaned closer and said, "I masturbate while thinking of you."

Oh man, Hollywood has it all wrong on the "I love you" thing.

Y e s

I see you’re a man of colture as well