Y'all ever think about how in 90% of yaoi they never show or even mention the uke getting ...

Djmeowmix247 February 20, 2020 6:54 am

Y'all ever think about how in 90% of yaoi they never show or even mention the uke getting prepared for sex? And half the time, it's a straight boi who has fallen for a guy so you KNOW their bootyhole is offensively nasty and foul and the seme starts eating him out and is probably dealing with truffle butter in the end?
anyways i need to go to sleep

Responses
    TulouTagaloa February 20, 2020 7:13 am

    Well thanks.... for ruining "90%" of yaoi for me ☹☹

    gros batard February 20, 2020 7:19 am

    OFFENSIVELY NASTY HAS ME CRYINNGG

    Moonmoon February 20, 2020 7:22 am

    Wat have u done

    Berry February 20, 2020 7:48 am

    I chose not to think about it but it has always been at the back of my mind
    ( ̄∇ ̄")

    Alexushi94 February 20, 2020 8:48 am

    Trueee I, as a bisexual who had already done the deed a few times (lol), also think of that when that happens.

    Like irl, sex is very tedious. It's fun and pleasurable but yeah you have to come prepared for.it.

    In yaoi, every butthole has magical lube secreting glands. So yeah. Lol
    I actually found yaoi doujinshi to be much more accurrate in the prep part of gay sex than normal yaoi manga. Doujinshis and hentai has uses things like the enema and cleaning and stuff. Lol

    Miso February 20, 2020 10:08 am

    this reminds me of the time of when my brother said if he were ever gay one of his biggest fears would be his partner farting during sex

    Cloudy February 20, 2020 1:52 pm
    I chose not to think about it but it has always been at the back of my mind ( ̄∇ ̄") Berry

    +1

    Usui February 20, 2020 2:42 pm

    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos, their booty gets ‘eaten’ out by their lover.


    And boi, my finger pressed ‘back’ faster than Sonic

    Djmeowmix247 February 20, 2020 6:05 pm
    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos,... Usui

    Alexushi94 February 20, 2020 6:47 pm
    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos,... Usui

    Another one of those "Ignorance is bliss" moments. Lol

    Cloudy February 20, 2020 6:56 pm
    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos,... Usui

    I FEEL SICK NOW

    Berry February 20, 2020 8:55 pm
    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos,... Usui

    Gosh

    Moonmoon February 21, 2020 2:01 am
    Apparently, there’s another fetish similar to this. Before any content there’s a warning saying something along the lines of “Sex after poo”, and it’s—ehem—well— it’s when after a person poos,... Usui

    You actually put me in a state of shock just now..

    Usui February 21, 2020 3:46 am

    If I find the author, I’ll drop their name here. But anywho, I checked their other mangas before and i remember most of them contained that kind of fetish.

    I mean, to each their own fetishes, but—it’s just so weird. Everyday I learn something new from yaoi (⊙…⊙ )

    Djmeowmix247 February 21, 2020 4:06 am
    If I find the author, I’ll drop their name here. But anywho, I checked their other mangas before and i remember most of them contained that kind of fetish.I mean, to each their own fetishes, but—it’s just... Usui

    I guess there are days when you wish you didn't XDXD