You're not dating? In what way did your passionate confession followed by immediate sex add up to "nope, just friends"?
She literally said that they were dating
No, she said the exact opposite. Chapter 14, top left panel, and note that the question she's answering has "aren't" in it, not "are".
Ohh..my well done Sherlock
You're not dating? In what way did your passionate confession followed by immediate sex add up to "nope, just friends"?