Jeff opened the fridge, and pulled out the bag of ham, some cheese, and tossed it on the nearby counter, then shut the door. He grabbed the loaf of bread, which was already sitting on the counter, and opened it. In less than a minute he had two ham and cheese sandwiches, and he smirked, and picked them up, taking a bit out of the sandwich in his right hand. He then thought of Brian, and he grinned, thinking of the echidna's muscular figure, which kind of turned Jeff on. He then sighed, knowing he couldn't let Brian know he was gay. He would probably start sleeping on the couch or something, which would make it worse. Jeff then began walking back to the room, figuring Brian would be agitated already. But when he walked into the room, he was surprised to see Brian, the sheet down, and an erection in his underwear. Brian didn't notice at first however, that Jeff was at the door. "Brian?" Jeff asked. Brian's eyes widened, and he looked at his body, and quickly threw the blanket over, him, a cherry red blush reaching his cheeks. Maybe I won't have to hide my secret after all. Jeff thought, small fantasies speeding through his head. "J-Jeff! How long were you there?"
Jeff and Brian are not previously existing characters. I used stereotypical white male names to personify a concept that I had issues with.
However, I will be making a bl fic of these characters. You can find more details here: http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangatopic/5229858/
The lack of PRONOUNS in yaoi. Like, why the FUCK are you using someone's first name when you're FUCKING TALKING TO THEM?!?
"Hey Jeff, you want to hang out?"
"Of course, Brian! I love hanging out with Brian! Brian is the best!"
"...Jeff, are you ok?"
"Of course I am, Brian. What makes Brian think there's something wrong?"
...see what I mean?
Like, translators, come ON, it's so fucking stupid. Unless the character's like, 3, or is SUPER childish, no one talks like that.
It ruins the entire atmosphere.
"B-Brian makes me feel weird! I can feel Brian-ah!"
"Jeff, what the FUCK man. I swear to GOD, you do this EVERY TIME-"