mangago is my therapist

my friends all make fun of me ono. they tell me all about how pathetic i am all the time. if only i could have them know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. If only they knew that I'm trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. they are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe them the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. They think they can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As I speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and their IP is being traced right now so they better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing they call their life. They're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill them in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe their miserable asses off the face of the continent. If only they could have known what unholy retribution their little “clever” comments were about to bring down upon them, maybe they would have held their fucking tongue. But they couldn’t, and now they're paying the price. I will shit fury all over them and they will drown in it. They're fucking dead, kiddos.

(this is a parody of everyone that asks for mental help advice on a gay porn website. i love yaoi btw so mangago dont ban me it's manga related)