Use scissors and cut 4 slits into your asshole and it'll all fall out
Have u tried literally any other tried and true cure for constipation? Like ur free to try but I don't think it's a good idea...
Constipation comes from bad habits in alimentation, unbalanced dietary or malnutrition/denutrition, dehydratation... Lack of physical exercice and a very sedentary lifestyle provokes this too.
Having a balanced dietary including lots of vegetables and fruits will solve the problem.
To help for now, drink a lot of water and eat some fruits, a bit of patience and you can release yourself later.
Thank you that's very helpful, I already ate an apple and I'll try to drink a lot of water for now. I really want to change my diet and more physical exercise but i'm so lazy and sweets are so delicious.
You're very welcome.
Yeah, we fujoshis can experience constipation, some more than others, because we tend to read lots of Yaoi/mangas and added to that some also have an alimentation problem; we spend too much time to our reading activity/art... that constipation is not uncommon to us, at all.
Hope things will get better for you later.
I also need exercices and it's not easy to motivate ourself ^^'
Courage to us.
Did you see the post of anonanon?
She gave you some advices too :)
I hope it will get better too. Yes I saw her advice :) I've already taken some pills but they're not really working, but I guess I won't try stretching my butthole for now.
Haha. Yeah streaching it for releasing won't do much; the problem is internal and a lack of liquid, also the aspect of the pooh (too small, too dry...).
Yeah, but I'm glad i made this post here since I actually forgot to drink. :)
LMFAO ... I like you. We're cut from the same material. No pun intended.
Hey, I'm being dead set serious here
So I have a really important question.
I have constipation atm and I was wondering if i would stretch my butthole like they do in Yaoi would I be able to go to the toilet again?