Wtf

wet from diarrhea if u get what i mean (i sincerely apologize)

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love juices ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

omg lol xD why would you say that Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Let's rephrase that... Wet with lube.

Magical lube ? the lube that applies itself on your ass whenever your seme is horny?
Super Magical Lube, the lube that will never let you down!

HAHAHHAHAHAHA nice marketing (≧∀≦)

Omg yes! I've stopped reading a lot of mangas like that! And I'm like, noooo! Lube! Lube is your friend, your buddy, your mate, when you think you have enough you can still use some more. And then saying "I can't wait anymore", in real life your ass would tear, there would be blood and crying and just a bad time for all.

"Your arse (ass, hole, etc) is twitching" ah noooo! Then magically being clean as a whistle after the seme refused to wear a condom, eh? But yeah the "I can't wait anymore", sorry, but you can hun.

Not forgetting they both somehow cum at the same time too, riiiiggghhhtt

For real. When I was first starting to read yoai (I was in middle school), legit thought assholes could make pussy juices and I was so mortified/confused/interested and just, I didn't understand. Even now, although now in high school, when I see yoais like that I always am like: "assholes make pussy juic- wait no, that's incorrect..I think.."

Ugh reminded me of someone who used to have pregnancy scares with his girlfriend because they "couldn't wait" and or "forgot the condom" .
I told him that's no excuse, if you can't control yourself enough to put on a condom you are not mature enough to have sex, his answer was that I didn't know what I was talking about because I was a virgin. I guess I gotta tell my university teachers (doctors, psychologists, sexologists, etc.) they are wrong :v

That's awful, and yes you were completely correct here! "I can't wait" is such a lame excuse. In regards to fiction though, all of these characters would be ridden with STD's, tearing, fissures etc the amount of times they forget lube and barrier protection.

Sex education wise, it's pretty poor lol. Basically the seme cums, and it's over. The uke screams his head off "no it's dirty" whenever the seme notices his partner too has a dick and gives him 3 seconds of oral, and presumably fakes being so sensitive to please the semes ego. The end. Oh and the biggest problem the characters will encounter with unprotected sex, isn't risk of HIV and other diseases, no.... the ukes "stomach will hurt" (⌒▽⌒)

IM SCREAMING IRISAIAID
not gonna lie same though, I also thought that lube was only necessary if you had problems lubricating yourself so we're in a similar boat

lmao tho seriously it irks me everytime i see sex scenes where they don't use any lube like bitch you need to buy one

Sex scenes in all of the genres are pretty sketchy tbh. Male writers thinking in yuri that a female character aggressively shoving her fingers into her partner will result in a screaming orgasm (never any protection there too, apparently doesn't exist). Ecchi, female characters having a man double dip them, no protection, never any lube either. STD's, certain cancers, nope non existent. Like you can have a character be double penetrated (rape, as usual) no lube, no protection, and he just springs up like nothing happened.

Are all these women in harem's, fed birth control pills out of shot or something, because pregnancy scares seem non existent.

ah well, I guess it all sums to anime logic in the end.

:') at least someone is also on this boat
I learned my lesson reaaaaaaally quickly after trying something (insert d e a t h)