especially the sound effects XD
i fORGOT ABOUT THE "your hips are..." ONE AAAAA-
that's actually my favorite one out of all of them XD
What bothers me is that they keep saying " I feel wird, I feel wird "
Wtf man!!! You don't even know how does it feel to be turned on? At the age of 30? Really?
-" But it's...it's dirty down there..."
-" I think I will be fine if i do it with you."
-"Just like a woman."
-"PuT iT In ALReADY ! "
-"What are you...do..doing ? "
-"Sleeping with a guy doesn't make you gay...right ? "
Only 0.2% of the male body is needed to have penetrative sex; therefore, I don't really need to take my pants to do it. So, why bother?
"Anal prep? What's that?" *shoves it in in one go*
"A thing that big will never fit!"
"It'll tear!"
Damn how could i forget these
Alternatively
"I CaN'T wAIt AnY LOnGer!"
"Ah no stop" "You're saying no but you're like this already"
Also, automatically lubricating ass
Let's not forget that moment where a guy effortlessly enters his erect giant cock into the ass of a virgin with next to no preparation and the uke enjoys it and isn't screaming in pain while bleeding.
->Virgin? Fingering for a few minutes is not enough.
"I'll die if you put that in me!!!"
"Does it hurt ?"
"y...y..es..."
"JK LMAO LIKE I CARE ."
"It's not even all the way in yet"
"But I wanted to be on top!" -> Seme: "Lol too bad."
"I'm not gay!!° *proceeds to do very gay things*
*has gay feelings* "Why do I feel this way?
*next door having smexy time*
"You seem uncomfortable, let me take your mind off of it."
*Whips out thy mighty penis*
*seme: slightly touches uke*
Uke: UHHH OOH Y..Y..ES....M..ORE.....UGH OOOOOHAGHO
They even say it when they're simply touched! Uke usually use the word "wird" instead of "horn" or" turned" on or...
Friend: *has a boner*
other friend: "ayy lemme take care of that for you-"
or
"it's your fault for making me like this!"
or, in some other subgenres:
Uke: "l-let me come!"
Seme:"lol nope" *proceeds to completely destroy the uke's ass*
Some common yaoi tropes/logic:
-"Condoms are for pussies; I'm fucking ASS-"
-"You're not stopping me? I'll take that as consent."
-"My body's acting on it's own! I can't stop myself!"
-"bUT WE'rE bOtH gUyS-"
-*random weird sound effects*
-"You're saying no, but your body is saying yes-"
-"uwah~"