why

I'm sorry bro, but people can't really measure up to a cat that just saved people's lives

bro it's not that serious so it doesn't matter

I love wasting my time ;)

'Twas a joke, my dude, and it just went woosh

I guess I just don't have the 20/20 vision then ╮(￣▽￣)╭

you're good. let's stay in 2019 together!

That's... just not how vision works... Like, I thought we had a thing here. It was special, full of timeless jokes. And look at what you've done, ruined it. We're back to stage one, woosh.

I am terribly sorry, would you like me to go back in time and fix my mistake? But I am already in the past, how will I make it back? Can you, who is oh so smart, enlighten me?

I'm just joking with you, pulling your leg, and you have the audacity to call me dumb? I'm lightening the mood, and you write this nonsense? After I jokingly complimented a cat?

I find this incredibly hilarious right now. I mean, now you're just resorting to cursing, but please, continue.

Oh sweetie, it's so sad and amusing to see you trying to insult me. So I'm going to continue to laugh at your futile efforts and continue to goad you. Go on, friend, please, bless me with your terrible grammar and toddler insults.

can you stop camping under my topic with unrelated chatter, it's annoying especially you @ blood bonk. get a life, stop being so butthurt over harmless jokes

hm? last i recall i'm not the one spamming emojis and resorting to name-calling people who don't sit well with me. how old are you, five? take your own advice; why don't you stfu under my topic before telling others to stfu

Lol, your vocabulary is so limited. Last I checked, "sweetheart" was along my lines, sweetheart. What? So I disappear for a few days. That won't stop me from laughing at you when you can't even tag who you're trying to argue with.

Aw, you poor thing, you must be failing English then. Sorry, but say hello to McDonald's lol. You've even pulled yourself into another page of replies on someone else's comment, which shouldn't even be a thing unless you're discussing rape in the comment sections of those gay manga I see you're reading.

i was calling you out, hypocrite. muting this, you ain't worth my time

Dude you were literally getting butthurt over ppl's jokes and felt the need to weigh in everyone's comment lol. Calm down ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Oh? You're a guy? Interesting. They say male brains mature slower than females, and you, you cussing little pig, are a prime example (〜￣ ▽￣)〜

Like, child, take a break. I've given you ten days to come up with a good response, so I hope you have something at least a little better than your meaningless swearing and inaccurate "statements."