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''Ok boomer.''
''Where is the closest Chipotle to me?''
''Uh let me guess, you're too tired and you're too lazy to go out and cook something for yourself, right? So instead you're gonna go waist your money on some expensive restaurant to buy yourself some guacamole. Unbelievable, the entitlement you Millennials have today. You wonder why you can't afford housing and yet you spend your money on Chipotle like six to seven times a week? It's hilarious. Y'know heres a tip, maybe don't go buy yourself that guacamole every time AND another thing, you Millennials, you're always complaining about global warming this, global warming that. HEY I'm in Milwaukee and it's freezing, and you're gonna talk to me about global warming? Get outta here. And who is this Ninja kid everyone's talking about? You hear about this, you see this? apparently there's some guy named Ninja, he makes money playing video games? What's that all about? Back in my days if you played video games you would've gotten beat up. Now you're a multi-millionare? Get outta here!''