they talk about everything
IKR i just want someone to make a shit joke just one, you know what here are some jokes:
Why did hitler commit suicide...he saw the gas bill
I wonder why i hit a speed bump in a school district when there are none
Ha i just asked my chinese neighbour if they've seen my dog
I asked what does african food taste like my dad said africans want to know to
And I’ll do it again watch me
Do it please I’m so bored
Well since ya asked so nicely it stared before I was born my uncle was murdered by gang members (ms-13) this was one month before I was born he died protecting my mom that’s what they told me my whole life till like a month a ago my grandmother told me it was that and cause my younger uncle was a gangster too and he had kill someone so the local gang in retaliation killed my uncle my mom gave birth to me in America (this happened in Honduras) my father walked out when I was two months old I lived in NY Long Island so it wasn’t Hood hood but it was dangerous since the serial killer was active around the time then my sister came along when I was two years old then we kinda poor but always had enough for food and stuff like that then my sisters father’s wife threatened and attempted to kill my mother (but my mother couldn’t report it ) my mother didn’t know my sister’s father had a wife and when she did she broke it off then my mom was fed up and we moved to FL where she met my stepfather he was nice at first but then he got violent and still is I was an outcast at school so that didn’t help then I got depressed yadda yadda my mother finally got her green card this year and I feel for happy for her almost my entire family is a legal resident (only mom has a green card) so there’s more but he’s the story in simple words ig thanks for listening man
This was actually interesting so thankyou
Write a book and make your well deserved money. Also congrats to your mom, I know America is fucked right now with all that stuff so I’m glad your family is doing well. And preach about dick step dads my man
Hehe well tbh man I wish I didn’t have a interesting life story I wanna have a normal family where my father is present I wanna be in a family where we have no Gang affliction and my stepfather is ugh I can’t wait till that man dies
That’s crazy the exact same thing just happened to me, OK so I was walking back from the local strip club and I took a peek around the hedge and there was my sister losing her virginity for the 17th time, even worse it was with the dog. Then I turned around all of a sudden Michael D’Angelo was right there in my face asking me if I was hungry ready to eat some Chinese noodles and I said yeah sure and then I got kidnapped initiated into a gang but little do I know because that gang happens to be working for my Nan who hired them to bring me back food then all of a sudden the first president of America came out of the closet and we congratulated him but then that was that catch up and then these theatre bitches sang let it go from Hamilton but Classical, also it turned out while all this was happening I was on a roller coaster that just happened to be breaking at that exact moment, and that’s how I ended up in the river peeing on some turtles
OMG this exact same thing happened to my friend its crazy right
Yeah no one wants to have a tragic backstory unless you’re an edge lord or 12 year old girl on tumblr, I wish I wasn’t affiliated with shit too, I just hope it goes away with time ig and god please can my step dad just fall off the planet, he just just got out of jail and I’m ready for him to go right back in and get murdered
Same my stepfather is also a ex convict he’s also a ex junkie
yall telling ur life stories down here