May be weird, but if there was a make version of myself, I would marry them immediately

Wut ∑(O_O；) .... you for real!??
I can't even imagine marrying myself ... it's just too weird

I already look like both genders depending on my outfit so....
Does that count?

I'm far too annoying to marry myself

Same

I gonna be my biggest hater (︶︿︶)＝凸 i got pages of essays ready to bully myself