i guess i'll be the one to say it but that's kinda creepy. bl is nice to read, but fetishizing gay men and going so far as to imagining every straight man as a gay man (especially sexualizing it by imagining if they're tops/bottoms) isn't okay. real life isn't fiction. don't treat men poorly because you get off to fictional guys having sex.
Oh no, everybody look out! Here comes the thought police, ensuring the purity of where everyone's (no wait, mostly just women's) brains wander during boring meetings, lectures, and study halls, so that no one gets the crazy idea of pretending to trip in order to shove one guy onto another in the hopes that they'll suddenly realize their attraction to each other and start rubbing their nipples together on the conference room table in front of everyone. It is definitely a plausible scenario, by george (and george)!
Next thing you know we'll be telling guys they aren't allowed to imagine random women they know naked and coming on to them while rubbing one out! Or allowing a person to imagine their crush kissing them while drifting off to sleep! Dreams are next, ack!
It has officially become extremely difficult for me to remember that most guys are actually attracted to women in real life. I just can't see guys anymore without thinking "you're totally a bottom" or "top top top!". Arrrrgh.
Anyway. I kept LOLing at the girls in this story, as if they could ever get who they're after. Also, I thought for sure the archery club kohai was totally in love with the bottom, which was why he was being all tsundere to him. Surprised that it didn't turn out that way. :o