Alright everyone, clasp hands and bow your heads. It's time for the fujoshi prayer. Excuse...

Alright everyone, clasp hands and bow your heads. It's time for the fujoshi prayer. Excuse me if I'm a bit rusty at this...*ahem* We thank you oh benevolent author-san. We thank you for this, our daily bread. We weep at your generosity in giving us not only the mere sustenance we need to survive, but rather that you saw fit to provide us with this bounty of beauty and wonderment. We are not worthy of your glory or your goodness. We thank you for bestowing it upon us anyways. We pray for your safety and good fortune in everything you attempt, and implore you to never stop sharing your grace with this undeserving mortal world. You create love, and nothing could be more noble. We love you author-san. Amen.