How to win your crushes heart :)

Lililovescats September 14, 2019 2:28 pm

1.Turn off all the lights.
2. When he has his guard down, push him on the floor.
3. Pull up his shirt.
4. Pull down his pants.
5. Yell out, "Hey, it's me!" After he asks who you are.
6. Continue pulling his pants down as if you were gonna fuck him.
7. When he says stop, keep on going.
8. Once he finally gets serious and yells for you to stop, you then back off.
9. Your crush runs away after you try to rape him.
10. Run after him while calling his name.

The end. Hopefully this works for you :)

Responses
    StillLiving September 14, 2019 2:33 pm

    The sarcasm and passive aggressiveness of this is everything XD

    Lililovescats September 14, 2019 9:47 pm
    The sarcasm and passive aggressiveness of this is everything XD StillLiving

    Omg, thanks.