Not to be rude

If you remove the "is" your on the money. It reads just like it looks.

I was hoping it wasn't Ethel-bald. I'll just stick to Ethel and occasionally Ethel-is-bald.
...Why bald though.. Ahh okay then ;v;

I don't know if it will ease your pain but I pulled these up for you.
https://www.behindthename.com/name/ethel
https://www.behindthename.com/element/bald

(fun fact: most old names were a mishmash of components like these anyway so the manga writes that make up these bs western names are ok by me. My fav is Liselotte which crops up a lot despite being coming from thin air)

I'm so sorry, I'm doing a mini lesson etymology (study of words) and there are just a ton of mistakes in that message.

Knowledge 100, Typing 0
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My pain is eased, I thank you. ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

If you liked this story I have a list for stuff like it if you are interested. Very few of them hit you in the face with the feels quite like this one, but if they did I'd be nothing but a pile of emotional mush.
http://www.mangago.zone/home/mangalist/454568/?filter=&page=1

I quite like this story so I'll check out your list. HmmMMmm