However if uke decides to go stright and become real he can hit me up anytime. (⌒▽⌒)
Apparently, seme was the first successful swap of human dick with a dolphin-sized one.
Is it your first time? Haha
*every time he takes his dick out*
-run! Run for your life! Run!
*people yelling*
*panic everywhere *
I wish..my love for fictional character goes as far back as Peter Pan in my pre school years ╥﹏╥
I expect slightly generous dicks in yaoi..But this dude wins them all. I would run from that