Imagine this is a real situation that the author lived with his/her partner xD

Imagine this is a real situation that the author lived with his/her partner xD

She/he would be like:

Author: I have to do a new chapter baby (refering to her/his partener), I don't really know what to do...(￣∇￣")

Partner: try eat this cake I baked, it will be delicious ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

*Author eats cake*

Author: it's really good honey! ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Partner: I know, I baked it myself with love and sugar (づ￣ ³￣)づ

*Partner goes to another room*

Author's thought: I think I am gaining weight... (⊙…⊙ )

*Author sees his/her belly* Σ( ￣□￣||)

Author: FUCK!

*Partner runs to the author¡s side*

Partner: what is happening honey, are you hurt? Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Author: take off your clothes right now!!!

*Partner's pervert side mode on*

*We all now what happened next* (▰˘◡˘▰)

*After having a funny night, author gets up of the bed and goes to her table work*

Partner: what are you doing? It's really late ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Author: just work honey, just work (⌒▽⌒)

FEW DAYS LATER

*Partner goes to work* (〜￣△￣)〜

Partner`s co-worker: have you read Cherry blossoms after winter new chapter? (≧∀≦)

Partner: nop, but I will do it now before boss comes ヾ(☆▽☆)

*Partner reads it* Σ(っ°Д °;)っ

Partner: I though this manhua was shounen-ai (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Partner's co-worker: you said it, it WAS! hahaha (≧∀≦) I really liked this chapter, it was very sexy, don't you think so?

Partner: ... (●￣(ｴ)￣●) yeah

*Partner¡s thought: I am gonna kill her/him... Or better, i am gonna f*** his/her ass that hard that she/he won't be able to get up of the bed and write more sex scenes about us in her/his manhua*

THAT NIGHT, AUTHOR'S ASS DIED IN PLEASURE