I'm all for hot buttsex but I wasn't ready for a baby-turd. I mean really! Couldn't he jus...

BBhomemaker July 27, 2019 2:28 pm

I'm all for hot buttsex but I wasn't ready for a baby-turd. I mean really! Couldn't he just get a C-section?

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    Ranchelot July 27, 2019 3:28 pm

    Yeah I'm surprised too, They're not operate him
    WTF

    AngelBee July 27, 2019 8:42 pm

    Its omegaverse where a uterus is located in tube uke's rectum so I'm guessing he would give birth through his ass. ( ̄∇ ̄")

    AngelBee July 27, 2019 8:42 pm
    Its omegaverse where a uterus is located in tube uke's rectum so I'm guessing he would give birth through his ass. ( ̄∇ ̄") AngelBee

    *the

    BBhomemaker July 27, 2019 8:48 pm
    Its omegaverse where a uterus is located in tube uke's rectum so I'm guessing he would give birth through his ass. ( ̄∇ ̄") AngelBee

    Just, look me in the eye and lie to me!

    BBhomemaker July 27, 2019 8:49 pm
    Just, look me in the eye and lie to me! BBhomemaker

    I don't really want to know where omega babies come from.

    Morohtar July 27, 2019 9:02 pm
    I don't really want to know where omega babies come from. BBhomemaker

    I never really understood why the male omega's didn't get to have a vagina (would have been perfect for the herm-fans of manga) plus, the idea of the uterus and rectum being connected is SO wrong and idiotic in many ways. XD

    But yeah, I prefer if we skip over the birth part entirely. I want to banish that info from my brain, please.

    BBhomemaker July 27, 2019 10:05 pm
    I never really understood why the male omega's didn't get to have a vagina (would have been perfect for the herm-fans of manga) plus, the idea of the uterus and rectum being connected is SO wrong and idiotic in... Morohtar

    I wish I could unsee this birthing process as well but it could be worse.

    Morohtar July 27, 2019 10:22 pm
    I wish I could unsee this birthing process as well but it could be worse. BBhomemaker

    Probably yeah, I don't wanna imagine what 'complications' during this process would mean...horrifying thought. To say the least. >_<

    BBhomemaker July 27, 2019 11:35 pm
    Probably yeah, I don't wanna imagine what 'complications' during this process would mean...horrifying thought. To say the least. >_< Morohtar

    Well...if you really really really think about it...a mild laxative might work LOL hahahaha (≧∀≦) No need for an epidural! NOW I HAVE QUESTIONS LOL! ...are contractions fart??

    AngelBee July 28, 2019 1:05 am
    Well...if you really really really think about it...a mild laxative might work LOL hahahaha (≧∀≦) No need for an epidural! NOW I HAVE QUESTIONS LOL! ...are contractions fart?? BBhomemaker

    I feel like the birthing process wouldn't be that different (apart from him giving birth through his ass) since some of the muscles in the rear end also help push out the baby. That's why a lot of women shit themselves during birth.

    Morohtar July 29, 2019 4:33 pm
    I feel like the birthing process wouldn't be that different (apart from him giving birth through his ass) since some of the muscles in the rear end also help push out the baby. That's why a lot of women shit th... AngelBee

    Nah, the birthing process is MUCH different. And the colon and surrounding areas have not the same types of muscles. Most of all, the butthole itself is just not made for that process, unless for some magical reason in Omegaverse it returns to it's original form (which is ridiculous, if you really know how the muscles work, not even a vagina can go back to 'normal' after all that).

    Morohtar July 29, 2019 4:36 pm
    Well...if you really really really think about it...a mild laxative might work LOL hahahaha (≧∀≦) No need for an epidural! NOW I HAVE QUESTIONS LOL! ...are contractions fart?? BBhomemaker

    Oh gosh, I doubt that would work so well... Imagine having to press out a watermelon AND getting diarrhea. God damn would that be awful for all parties involved! X'D

    But yea, I think farts and contractions go hand in hand with the Omegaverse's type of birthing. Curse you for now having me imagine that every time I read one and giving birth is involved. (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

    BBhomemaker August 1, 2019 1:25 am
    Oh gosh, I doubt that would work so well... Imagine having to press out a watermelon AND getting diarrhea. God damn would that be awful for all parties involved! X'DBut yea, I think farts and contractions go ha... Morohtar

    You're welcome! HAHAHAHAH - Farts=Contractions~ I should go to Medical School.