Hey please dont judge me but I was eating spicy noodles and I needed to shit and you see w...

Maybe milk? I know that when you drink it it neutralizes the spicy sensation in ur mouth

Try milk.

Don't listen to this idiot. Source your facts. Milk doesn't work that way.

Sorry but i had to laugh. Who the fuck eats spicy noodles while taking a shit? Thats nasty! You're nasty!

Maybe try this article
https://www.self.com/story/spicy-vulva-vagina

I obviously wasnt doing it at the some time. I ate the noodles and when I was finished I chilled around for a bit then needed to go toilet. When I washed my dishes I thought that would be enough to get the spice off but apparently not

Okay sorry. But in your post it sounds like you're doing it at the same time lol

I must repeat. Don't listen to this idiot. I swear to god, if you find yourself in the ER... Milk is great against spicy food when you drink it. Pour milk in your vagina DOES NOT EQUAL to using milk-related products. That second article is basically a clickbait article.

Damn. That's funny I'm sorry. Take a bath in cold water

I don't see why milk would give her infections. It's not like we asking her to try rotten milk or unpasteurized milk. If pee, which is contaminated af, doesn't cause infections in the vagina* then I don't see why milk which is something that's even used to make soap is dangerous. Since you asking for sources, come bring em sources on why dairy is dangerous for your vagina.
* I'm not saying women pee from their vagina. I'm saying we get pee all up in there too

I'm okay now guys I soaked a cloth in milk and left on there and I'm feeling okay now thanks for your help everyone

Remember to wash it off. Don't wanna get all sticky and milk left out can get fucked

LmFAOo deseadas

Deadass** xdxd still cracking up

Well......you know now for experience. Be careful with spicy noodles next time. Or spicy food as well. LOL