One time when I was legit ten I was eating a fucking meatball and playing banker or some shit and my sister was my customer and once she realized I COULDN'T FUCKING BREATHE SHE STOLE ALL OF THE MONEY FROM THE BANK AND I BASICALLY DIED
THAT MEATBALL WAS THE SIZE OF A FUCKING TENNIS BALL I SWEAR TO GOD MY FACE WAS TURNING RED AND SHIT TOO
That sucks, especially considering all the dough you lost. I've choked 2-3 in my life and the whole time my family just sat there and waited for it to be over before continuing their conversation like the two minutes of me tearing up and trying to ineffectively cough never happened.
But how are you talking while choking? If you can talk, then you're not choking
Telepathic powers, duh.
At school In my younger years I was eating a plum and was lazy to throw away the semi-big seed and started to roll it around my mouth but when I wanted to speak I guess I accidentally sucked too hard for air and ended up chocking....and before I chocked on the pit...I was talking to a friend of mines...and while chocking....she laughed at my face and pointed her fingers at me while she cried laughing....wtffffff
Me: *legit choking can barely stop coughing*
My brother: *talking about his game* So like-
Me: *CoUgH COUGH cOuGh* Are U gon- *cOuGh COuGh* gonna ask if I’m okay? *couGh CouGh*
My brother: No *tries to talk more about his game*
Me: Wow okay, I don’t want to talk to you. *cough cOuGh cOUGh*
Literally so disrespectful I could have died. Cannot believe this fool smh.