Blackmail 101

seme: LOL I know your weakness how you like some guy with a family or whatever, you better be listening to me now!
uke: oh no! He knows my biggest secret! Not like rape is a criminal offense and will forever be on seme's record and prison life is so easy and after prison it'll be oh so simple to find a job and support a half decent living in one of the most expensive countries to live in boo hoo I guess I'm just going to be seme's slave but all forgivable cuz it turns out he loves me and i stockholm love him toooooo crying in happiness