Actually the best dad & there's nothing wrong with him

avocuddletoast June 28, 2019 6:57 am

Best dad: I suspect that thing, I mean... my younger daughter that I've treated like trash and tried to kill before might actually have super shadow powers. I want her to like me and serve the family. Here's older sister's purple dress. Let's order the servants to treat her nice. Come have dinner with the fam, the chef made all her favorite foods! Hey mean wife and bratty older daughter stop throwing down the shade! Wait... You say she hates fire? I know! Let's light her carriage on fire to check to see if she has powers! If she doesn't I guess she just dies. But if she does, I wonder if she likes ponies. Maybe I'll move her out the storage room?

sarcasm by the way....

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    dramila June 30, 2019 11:21 pm

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