HELP! I tried anal masturbating becoz yaoi mangas told me it felt nice.......... (;_;) SO ...

sis u need a doctor

WHEN I READ THIS I FUCKING SCREAMED AJDJSJJSKAAM WHAT THE FUCK KANDJWJS "becoz yaoi mangas told me it felt nice" SOME PEOPLE R WILDING THESE DAYS

Uhh.. I actually, was in a situation like this before. Me and My boyfriend were role playing. And he brought out a cucumber and stuck it in my anus. Without telling me he was Going To do it At all. It Hurt so badly... It stung really badly as well. So He and I decided to go to the doctors to get it checked out. You Probably should Get it checked out too.... Hope this helps......

I find it more concerning how yaoi manga influenced the decision to not prepare and just stick it straight in

have u tried sticking ur asshole into rice

Ohmygod consult a doctor!You took yaoi seriously to the next level,no offense(⊙…⊙ )

if rice doesn't work try turning ur asshole on and off again hope i helped

Why the f* did you take a yaoi manga so seriously?! It's your fault for doing it so suffer the pain until it gets better.

Okay it’s itching and burning because your ‘ripped’ it because of the cucumber and now it’s trying heal itself as soon as possible. My tip is to take a hot shower and clean down there. I know it’s gonna burn like a bitch but it’s better than getting a weird disease because you didn’t ‘disinfect’ it. After your done gently clean it with a clean towel and sleep pantieless and try to spread your legs because oxygen plays a huge role to heal cuts. I know it sounds weird but it’s called the power of science. Do this for 3-4 nights, you should be alright. If it still doesn’t heal then try to put ointment on your anus. Clean your anus every 2 nights including tonight.

I had a similar situation. My husband inserted a dildo inside my anus without preparation. It extremely hurt and it felt itchy afterwards. I had to put lotion and slowly stretch it out for a week until it stopped itching.

Lmao i think that causes anal fissure. Its really painful and is also common for first time dildo user (tho in your case you use cucumber) without proper preparation

oh f what have u done hahshshahahah

you didn't read throughly. don't they say one finger and second one and later scissor crossing. one just don't shove that big, huge and thick cucumber or banana or brinjal.

I am laughing so hard, this is the reason I have no one

YO WTF, I'M CRYING IN THE CLUB. XDDD
WHY A CUCUMBER, SIS?????!!?!?!

Sorry you’re scared but lmao these comments made my night. ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

You will have to see a doc. to check for infection and cuts it is better go to a walk in clinic . the important thing is to seek help.I don't know your age but some clinics and states take minors in for treatments you can depending on where you live. You can try a hot pack or ice pack sitting on it after a hot shower but you need to see a doctor.the rectum was not intended to have anything like a cucumber put up there you are lucky it did not get stuck which had happened. DON't insert anything else inside your rectum. Man came to the E.R with a Light bulb stuck in his rectum yes I said light bulb . Be safe people.

I'm so sorry you're in this great amount of paint. But I'm not really sorry I had a good laugh because of this :'))

You know shits up when they use help with 5 p's

Anyways, go see a doctor, dont worry, they're professional and its a confidential matter.