I'd glady shove a watermelon up there too
How about a durian
How about shoving habanero instead
Even better tbh, let his ass bleed ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
im proud of this community
make it 8 pineapples
I'm in (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ he's goin down or his ass that is xD
Why do we have to limit it to just one Thing? Let's shove all the Things mentioned above, up his Ass. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Lol! I am so done with you guys
NO PREP. LET IT BLEED TILL HE DIES FROM HIS ANUS.
i love these creative ideas
seriously we need to do this lets shove every thing in till he dies that fucker (╬￣皿￣)凸
You know, if we're being creative, why not just shove in everything that we could see, from the very smallest marbles, to the biggest appliance, and see how well we can make him stay alive in the process, not to mention how well we can make it as painful as possible... letting him die from bleeding is just too easy. xD
When u said biggest appliance I immediately thought of a fridge Well I doubt that can fit so I guess we can shove his dead body in there once we're done
Why not? I can definitely think of ways to do that... like, say, taking his consciousness into a computer, and then connecting wires all over the body(perhaps?) and then giving it the sensation of having a fridge shove into his ass, using the computer to heighten the sensation, therefore replicating the pain without actually killing the body...
No one said we can't do that, and besides, I'm sure 'somewhere', something like that (connecting the brain to a computer to control sensation) is being developed.
is somebody up to shoving a pineapple up his ass