i wanna have seeex but my husband is too busy to eat my ass h e l p

Dildo

I want to have sex, but I have no husband.

I hate masturbating it has to be his dick

Are you virgin?

Nope. You?

thats really simple ofc

of course not! i just asked cause your suffering would be worst if you were virgin, but since you arent... since you arent married, you can just go meet strangers on date apps and have some sex! if you are not a minor, ofc

I would have to upgrade from a dumb phone, and I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.

oh, i see... if you are not ready, then stay with masturbation

okay.

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