Really, it cracks me up everytime one of the protagonists gets suddenly sick and they hurr...

bcipher February 13, 2019 4:58 am

Really, it cracks me up everytime one of the protagonists gets suddenly sick and they hurry to the hospital only for it to be something minor and they just have to spend the night together. It's so damn cliche but works everytime. Someday Imma gonna use this method to see if it works (๑•ㅂ•)و✧ also I just know something's gonna go wrong at the wedding

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    akuma_river February 13, 2019 6:56 am

    The big symptom of an aneurysm is having the most painful headache of your entire life. It hurts so bad you can't think and even wimped in pain.

    You have minutes to get to a hospital before it is too late.

    One night I had a headache like that. I get headaches, I get migraines, but this made me cry.

    Just as I was thinking it might be an aneurysm and I need to go to the hospital it stopped hurting. I had popped a headache pill and it suddenly kicked in.

    It freaked me out so bad I went to the doctor a few days later. I was given some migraine pills and told to report back if I had another like it.

    Never had.

    I treat my migraines with 1 Tylenol (500mg) and 3 Ibuprofen (200mg) every 4 to 6 hours. It creates narcotic effect with being addictive.

    Tl;dr it was not that far fetched to take him to the hospital.

    bcipher February 13, 2019 2:57 pm
    The big symptom of an aneurysm is having the most painful headache of your entire life. It hurts so bad you can't think and even wimped in pain.You have minutes to get to a hospital before it is too late.One ni... akuma_river

    Oh no, I didn't mean it like that. I just said the way they make this type of plot is very similar and it's funny that more often that not it's something simple.

    akuma_river February 14, 2019 2:54 am
    Oh no, I didn't mean it like that. I just said the way they make this type of plot is very similar and it's funny that more often that not it's something simple. bcipher

    I get that. It's just, for me I instantly thought he might be having an aneurysm or a really bad migraine and in either case doctors tell you to go to ER even if it turns out to be nothing big because you never know and it might be too late if you wait.

    Still, the poor baby suffered a wickedly bad migraine brought on by sleep deprivation and bad eating habits.

    Zoey Zoey Zoey February 21, 2019 9:28 am

    I read one where the uke collapsed suddenly from stomach pain, and of course the seme rushed him to the hospital; only to find out his diagnosis was basically blue balls. In this fictional yaoi world his sperm has built up and collected in his stomach bc he hadn’t jerked off. So of course the only answer was for him to be ravished by the seme. What made it funnier was the translators note that this isn’t actually a thing. Just a plot device invented by the mangaka to get the uke fucked.
    (For anyone interested it’s a one shot in a complication of short stories by Watanabe Asia, one of the goddesses of yaoi.)

    mimizzzs August 19, 2019 9:08 pm
    I read one where the uke collapsed suddenly from stomach pain, and of course the seme rushed him to the hospital; only to find out his diagnosis was basically blue balls. In this fictional yaoi world his sperm ... Zoey Zoey Zoey

    Do you know the name?(≧∀≦)

    Zoey Zoey Zoey August 20, 2019 5:36 am
    Do you know the name?(≧∀≦) mimizzzs

    Not off hand but I can figure it out

    fujoshiguru** September 26, 2020 10:45 pm
    I read one where the uke collapsed suddenly from stomach pain, and of course the seme rushed him to the hospital; only to find out his diagnosis was basically blue balls. In this fictional yaoi world his sperm ... Zoey Zoey Zoey

    loooool i read that too, but i forgot which yaoi that was