Rope unlimited tensile strength just for $15 plus tax with lifetime guarantee

avocuddletoast February 2, 2019 6:00 am

Forget about getting a dragon. Tell me more about the rope used to pull 3-headed doggo. The weight of what looks like a mountain dragging against the ground, and this surprisingly thin rope didn't even look near its breaking point. Raeliana isn't the only thing out of this world! Legit lifetime guarantee on this rope/perhaps other camping supplies.

Responses
    couldntcareless February 2, 2019 6:10 am

    Yeah for real! Forget killing it, that shit's easy. How'd they freaking carry it???

    couldntcareless February 2, 2019 6:11 am

    Yeah for real! Forget killing it, that shit's easy. How'd they freaking carry it???

    NyaNeko February 4, 2019 7:50 am

    omg ... this comment made me wheeze ꉂ ꀞꀞꀞ(ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒˒