Imagine the testing phase the manufacturers of Sroids would have had to go through to get ...

CLBlood January 21, 2019 4:02 pm

Imagine the testing phase the manufacturers of Sroids would have had to go through to get this perfect product.

Employee: Note 1: thrusts too monotone, recalibrate to vary depth, timing and impact. Note 2: no reaction while touching penis. For a better customer experience, if all conditions are met (conditions: interacting intimately with customer, monitored customer breathing depth, temperature raised above xx, heartbeat accelerated to xx, penis touched) proceed to low groans and talk mode: hmmm feels good.

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    Alias January 21, 2019 6:01 pm

    This made my Day ooof