The uke in the first story said it's been a long time since he had sex but didn't he just got back from a one night stand where the person complained that he was a corpse?
I think that either there was no penetration during that event, or that he meant "sex with someone he loved".
The uke in the first story said it's been a long time since he had sex but didn't he just got back from a one night stand where the person complained that he was a corpse?